roundaboutway:

• I have the urge to call everybody “Cousin (insert first name here)”
• Or to say “Yes, my lady” or “No, my lord.” 
• The dramatic music is stuck in my head, so everything in my life is overly dramatized.  
• My eyesight is a little funky from looking at the computer screen for 17+ hours.
• The war will be my excuse for everything.
• Instead of a sassy gay friend, I need a Carson. 
• I desperately want all of Mary’s clothes. 

Yes, to all.